Me..
Awesome.
Just made my girlfriend squirt while inside her.
She says this is quite an achievement.
Although it did help that she came roughly ten times in a row before then.
Vibrators are great things.
Yay butterfly!
- Me
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!! *SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP ON CHEST* I WAS ALMOST THERE!! I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT! RIGHT BEFORE THE CLIMAX!!! GOD. DAMN. IT!!!!” -My Girlfriend
Somebody Robbed The Glendale Train: MY LAST TRIP TO COSTCO →
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
for my loyal pet, Zoe the Wonder Pug and was in the check-out
line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had an elephant? So because I’m
a smart ass, on impulse I told her
that no, I didn’t have…
rats fighting then forget why
AHHH hahaha
If you were wondering what they’re saying in my head: “Dude dude dude dude… okay.”the one on the right looks like it’s wearing a bandit hat.
(Source: harjotlall, via gingertopia)
